CoffeeB Pince à boule de café

So, I eagerly awaited the arrival of my Ball Tweezers, imagining myself gracefully plucking those aromatic spheres from their packaging like a coffee connoisseur ninja. Alas, reality hit harder than a decaf withdrawal headache.

The Tweezers I received are like the diet version of what's depicted in the picture. I mean, are these the Tweezers for ants or did I accidentally order the Espresso Edition? They're so small, I can't even pick up a ball with them; I feel like I'm playing an unfortunate game of coffee chopsticks with a side order of frustration.